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Simple Stash Indica Review

Simple Stash Indica is a low cost indica-dominant strain with a medium THC potency and very little CBD.

Yesterday we shared our Simple Stash Sativa review and overall thought it was a decent product if you’re on a tight budget.

Today we’re reviewing Simple Stash Indica which like their sativa is sold at a bargain price. Obviously buying a low cost product that includes 5 grams instead of the traditional 3.5 should create measured expectations, but we’re optimistic given the decent quality of their sativa. Much like their sativa product there is very little information about the actual strain name or combination of terpenes so it’s a bit of blind test.

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Smell

Simple Stash’s Indica arrived in a medium sized metal tin with easy to open lid. We were not expecting an overwhelming powerful aroma given the low price point and we were fairly correct. Popping open the lid released a subtle but noticeable herbal pine with earthy undertones. The smell is decent but not great.

Appearance

Upon pouring out the contents we noticed the buds were quite spongy but also dense. There was plenty of dark green leaves with fiery red hairs clinging to each leaf. However there seemed to be one noticeable thing missing… the trichomes. We can see a light trichome dusting in the photos but when we inspected with the naked eye they were pretty much nonexistent.

Flavour

We were still holding out hope that the flavour profile of this product would be tasteful. However the flavour of Simple Stash Indica may be it worst trait. A very brief note of a piney herbalness right before being run over with a flavour similar to dried plants or greens. The dry nature of the bud also made this one a bit tough to smoke. Overall not a good flavour experience.

Experience

To each their own – Simple Stash Indica is cost effective and gets the job done without question! Just don’t hold out for something that smell, tastes or looks good in the process. The high is moderately strong and focuses heavily on the body creating a sleepy and slow feeling however the mental impact was quite mellow and easy to work with. Much like their Sativa product this one would be good for those on a tight budget. But if finances are not a concern you’ll probably want to avoid this product.

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Summary
It gets the job done. This sums up the Simple Stash Indica experience. Just don't hold your breath for something that smell, tastes or looks good. The high is moderately strong and focuses heavily on the body creating a sleepy and slow feeling however the mental impact was quite mellow and easy to work with. Much like Simple Stash Sativa this product would be good for those on a tight budget but if finances are not a concern then you'll probably want to avoid this one.
Good
  • Bargain price point
  • 5 grams instead of 3.5
  • Strong high
Bad
  • No moisture pack
  • Dry and shaky
  • Barely tolerable flavour
6.1
High
Smell - 6.4
Appearance - 6
Flavour - 5.5
Experience - 6.5
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Since high school my friends and I have been recreational cannabis users so we decided to start Merry Jade after legalization in 2019. We review and photograph the different products then share them on this website. The rating system we use is called “SAFE” which stands for Smell, Appearance, Flavour and Experience. Each category gets a score out of 10.

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